Title: Coping Skills

Author: Shalott and Speranza

Author’s Summary: “They all think I’m your boyfriend anyway,” John said.
“Yes, so? You are my boyfriend,” Rodney said. “Why is this a problem?”
“They thought I was before I even was!” John yelled.

Cracked Summary: The one where everyone thinks John is Rodney’s trophy boyfriend until John kicks some serious ass.