Title: Attack of the Giant Robot from Outer Space

Author: Skoosiepants

Author’s Summary: John wants to hug it, and possibly use his tongue in inappropriate ways.

Cracked Summary: “Rodney hisses, “It’s evil,” and an evil robot forcing John to have sex with Rodney is one of his top ten all time favorite fantasies.” John has a robot kink, so when he gets trapped in a closet with Rodney while one is outside trying to get in, he has trouble controlling himself. Zelenka, also trapped in the closet throws boxes.