{"id":29,"date":"2008-12-14T06:54:51","date_gmt":"2008-12-14T13:54:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parakaproductions.com\/crack\/?p=29"},"modified":"2008-12-14T06:54:51","modified_gmt":"2008-12-14T13:54:51","slug":"fic-attack-of-the-giant-robot-from-outer-space","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/?p=29","title":{"rendered":"Fic: Attack of the Giant Robot from Outer Space"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p><strong>Title:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/skoosiepants.livejournal.com\/158971.html\">Attack of the Giant Robot from Outer Space<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xanthe.org\/SGA\/generaldoctor\/gendr.htm\"> <\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Author:<\/strong> Skoosiepants<\/p>\n<p><strong>Author\u2019s Summary: <\/strong>John wants to hug it, and possibly use his tongue in inappropriate ways.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cracked Summary: <\/strong>&#8220;Rodney hisses, \u201cIt\u2019s evil,\u201d and an evil robot forcing John to have sex with Rodney is one of his top ten all time favorite fantasies.&#8221; John has a robot kink, so when he gets trapped in a closet with Rodney while one is outside trying to get in, he has trouble controlling himself. Zelenka, also trapped in the closet throws boxes.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Title: Attack of the Giant Robot from Outer Space Author: Skoosiepants Author\u2019s Summary: John wants to hug it, and possibly use his tongue in inappropriate ways. Cracked Summary: &#8220;Rodney hisses, \u201cIt\u2019s evil,\u201d and an evil robot forcing John to have sex with Rodney is one of his top ten all time favorite fantasies.&#8221; John has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[33,58,68],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}