{"id":20,"date":"2008-08-04T06:55:12","date_gmt":"2008-08-04T13:55:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parakaproductions.com\/crack\/?p=20"},"modified":"2008-08-04T06:55:12","modified_gmt":"2008-08-04T13:55:12","slug":"picture-fic-the-epic-tale-of-rodney-john-two-girl-scout-cookies-in-love-the-pix-or-it-didnt-happen-remix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"Picture Fic: The Epic Tale of Rodney &#038; John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love [The Pix or it Didn&#8217;t Happen Remix]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Title: <\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/bitter-crimson.livejournal.com\/577790.html\">The Epic Tale of Rodney &amp; John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love [The Pix or it Didn&#8217;t Happen Remix]<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Author: <\/strong>Bitter-crimson<\/p>\n<p><strong>Author&#8217;s Summary: <\/strong>And John apparently was really cool &#8212; at least, according to all the other Samoas. It was actually quite disgusting.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cracked Summary:<\/strong> The one where John and Rodney are Girl Scout Cookies and there&#8217;s sex with a marshmellow (really, if the title doesn&#8217;t sound cracked enough, I don&#8217;t know what does).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Title: The Epic Tale of Rodney &amp; John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love [The Pix or it Didn&#8217;t Happen Remix] Author: Bitter-crimson Author&#8217;s Summary: And John apparently was really cool &#8212; at least, according to all the other Samoas. It was actually quite disgusting. Cracked Summary: The one where John and Rodney are Girl [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[11,14,61,68,76],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.parakaproductions.com\/crack\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}