SGA Crack Fic Masterlist

Fic: Stuck on You

Posted by: admin on: August 4, 2008

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Title: Stuck on You

Author: Darsynia

Author’s Summary: “Isn’t that just typical,” Chipped muttered to himself. Then, a little louder, he said, “You don’t have much room to talk–at least I don’t have a *mutant edge*. I thought there were regulations against that sort of thing.”

Cracked Summary: The one where John and Rodney are ice cubes.

Fic: Coming Soon to a Galaxy Near You!

Posted by: admin on: August 4, 2008

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Title: Coming Soon to a Galaxy Near You!

Author: Trinityofone

Author’s Summary: “You’re not the least bit disturbed by this?” John asked. Rodney shrugged. “Well, I’d have preferred a Coffee Bean, but…”

Cracked Summary: The one where a Starbucks appears in Atlantis and John is the only one who sees a problem with it.

Fic: You Only Ever Lose One

Posted by: admin on: August 4, 2008

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Title: You Only Ever Lose One

Author: Thighholster

Author’s Summary: John and Rodney are socks. Yes, socks.

Cracked Summary: Really, the author’s summary says it all.

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Title: The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love [The Pix or it Didn’t Happen Remix]

Author: Bitter-crimson

Author’s Summary: And John apparently was really cool — at least, according to all the other Samoas. It was actually quite disgusting.

Cracked Summary: The one where John and Rodney are Girl Scout Cookies and there’s sex with a marshmellow (really, if the title doesn’t sound cracked enough, I don’t know what does).

Fic: Midnight (or later) Confessions

Posted by: admin on: August 4, 2008

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Title: Midnight (or later) Confessions

Author: Beadattitude

Author’s Summary: Rodney sometimes talks semi-nonsense in his sleep. John kinda likes it.

Cracked Summary: The one where Rodney admits to wishing squirrels were domesticated lab minions while sleeping.

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Title: Five Times Rodney McKay’s Power Made A Difference In Canon

Author: Jennytork

Authors Sumary: Five times Canon went differently because Rodney McKay had powers.

Cracked Summary: The one where Rodney is a mutant who can create crystals.

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Title: Three Things Rodney McKay Probably Shouldn’t Know and Two He Really Wishes He Did

Author: Stargated

Author’s Summary: This all started because of two things: So You Think You Can Dance, and a story that I made up about a friend of mine one time which has been translated to Ford. They’re drabbles, not lengthy at all, and I don’t think I have a proper feel for the Atlantis characters yet so my apologies if this doesn’t feel right. It’s meant to be silly more than anything else. This is also the first thing I’ve finished in regards to any Stargate fanfic, so here goes nothing.

Cracked Summary: The one where we discover hidden musical tastes as well as some dancing and confusion.

Fic: Lost in Waiting

Posted by: admin on: August 3, 2008

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Title: Lost in Waiting

Author:Laceymcbain

Author’s Summary: “You can’t have it both ways, Colonel. If you haven’t had any relationships, either you’re having the occasional one-night stand or you’re not having sex at all.”

Cracked Summary: The one where John is a virgin and Rodney finds out while they’re captured off world.

About the Crack Masterlist

Posted by: admin on: July 23, 2008

So, I was talking with a friend about SGA fanfic. She said she doesn’t read crackfic. This surprised me, because it feels like 90% of the fic in this fandom can fall under that category. And they’re awesome.

I mean, how can SGA not have crackfic? There’s body swapping! AUs! Doppelgängers! Clones! Life sucking vampires! And that’s all canon!

Once you take into account the craziness of fans, there’s just no way to avoid crack or crack concepts.

Not all the fic posted on this list will actually be written as traditional crack; they can be written quite seriously. I’m pretty much basing whether or not something makes it on this list by how cracked it sounds when you sum the story up into a few sentences. I’m hoping that even people, like my friend who says she doesn’t like crack, will find fic they really like on this list.

Since I’m a slasher and pretty much only read McShep, you’re going to find a lot of that pairing listed on this list but I’m not going to make this exclusively McShep, there will be other pairings, slash, het and some gen listed as well. If you feel your preferred fics are being left out, email me some suggestions and I’ll add them on.

This is not an exclusive rec list, if anyone has any suggestions, email me and I’ll see about adding them.

Tag list so far:

Alternate UniverseAncient Tech ProblemsAU: Inanimate TransformationAU: TransformativeBDSMBug!JohnCross OverD/sDisciplineDub-conElvesFairyFirst TimeFive ThingsFoodHigh SchoolMisunderstandingPre-seriesSleep TalkingSpankingSuperpowers,  VampiresVirgin!John

Elizabeth/JeannieElizabeth/KavanaghJohn/ElizabethJohn/Rodney,

John/RononJohn/Ronon/TeylaJohn/Ronon/Teyla/RodneyRodney/ElizabethRodney/KatieRodney/LauraRodney/OFCRodney/RononRodney/TeylaTeyla/Ronon

Author: BeadattitudeAuthor: Bitter-crimsonAuthor: Cat_77Author: CorysilverAuthor: DarsyniaAuthor: Elayna88Author: EntwashianAuthor: FlambeauAuthor: LaceymcbainAuthor: LavvyanAuthor: LinaerysAuthor: RasahAuthor: SardonicsmileyAuthor: ShalottAuthor: SkoosiepantsAuthor: SperanzaAuthor: StargatedAuthor: Taste_is_sweetAuthor: TeilanAuthor: ThighholsterAuthor: TrinityofoneAuthor: Xanthe

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Fic: Undercover

Posted by: admin on: July 22, 2008

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Title: Undercover

Author: Corysilver

Author’s Summary: This is not an AU, exactly. It’s more of an unlikely, though not completely impossible, version of what our favorite characters’ first jobs might have been.


This piece of Stargate Atlantis fan fiction is written for the 2006 Undermistletoe challenge, and is based on the movie “Never Been Kissed.” It was also inspired by the following exchange in the Season 1 episode “Underground”:

Rodney: I built an atomic bomb for my grade six science fair project.
Ford: They let you do that up in Canada?
Rodney: It wasn’t a working model. Still, I was questioned for 6 hours by the CIA, who believed I was part of a secret pre-teen organization. Actually, it led to my first job.

Cracked Summary: The one where Rodney is an agent undercover as a high school studen and John is the math teacher.