John/Rodney – SGA Crack Fic Masterlist https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack Just another WordPress site Sat, 26 Sep 2009 15:34:01 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.7.14 Fic: Fuzzy Duck Smell https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=47 Sat, 26 Sep 2009 15:34:01 +0000 http://parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=45 Title: Fuzzy Duck Smell

Author: Devildoll

Author’s Summary: “Are you telling me you just laid an egg?” Rodney + John + baby ducks. Crack!Fic. Humor. Mpreg, with an emphasis on the “egg.”

Cracked Summary: The one where Rodney has ass ducklings.

]]> Fic: The Spaces Inside https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=43 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 13:40:51 +0000 http://parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=43 Title: The Spaces Inside

Author: Lavvyan

Author’s Summary: John didn’t know when he had started to look forward to their encounters. He only knew that somehow, they had become the highlights of his week.

Cracked Summary: The on set in a BDSM world where Rodney’s a prostitute.

]]> Fic: The King of Wishful Thinking https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=42 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 03:42:33 +0000 http://parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=42

Title: The King of Wishful Thinking

Author: Margarks

Author’s Summary: Based on the movie Pretty Woman, but with an SGA twist. The title is based, in case you didn’t know, on a song from the soundtrack.

Cracked Summary: The one where John is Julia Roberts and there’s still the Stargate Program

]]> Fic: The Wedding Date https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=41 Sun, 31 May 2009 19:32:20 +0000 http://parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=41

Title: The Wedding Date

Author: Elayna88

Author’s Summary: Rodney McKay hires an escort to attend a wedding with him and gets more than he expected.

Cracked Summary: The one where Rodney thinks he’s hired a female prostitute, but ends up with John instead.

]]> Fic: Mona Lisa Box https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=40 Sun, 31 May 2009 18:29:04 +0000 http://parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=40

Title: Mona Lisa Box

Author: Tzzzz

Author’s Summary: Rodney McKay is one of the geniuses who created Skynet. John Sheppard is sent back in time to find him.

Cracked Summary: The one where John is a Terminator and Rodney falls in love.

]]> Fic: Doctor Who? Doctor Rodney McKay, Of Course https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=38 Thu, 14 May 2009 02:17:30 +0000 http://parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=38 Title: Doctor Who? Doctor Rodney McKay, Of Course

Author: Laytoncolt

Author’s Summary: Doctor Rodney McKay stepped out of the space ship and stuck his hands in the pockets of his hooded pull over, before rolling back on the heels of his converse sneakers.

Cracked Summary: The one where Rodney is Doctor Who and John is Captain Jack Harkness.

]]> Fic, Podfic: Theory of Evolution https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=32 Tue, 12 May 2009 16:44:03 +0000 http://parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=32 Title: Theory of Evolution (Podfic)

Author: Lavvyan

Author’s Summary: Stuck with a body he can’t accept as his own, John withdraws – and Rodney lets him, certain that all John needs is time. But what if he’s wrong?

Cracked Summary: The one where John is a bug!man. And emo. Mostly emo.

]]> Fic: At the Violet Hour https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=31 Tue, 12 May 2009 12:16:51 +0000 http://parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=31 Title: At the Violet Hour

Author: Linaerys

Author’s Summary: Something in an abandoned lab changes John. Genderf*ck PWP.

Cracked Summary: The one where John is turned into a girl and no one notices.

]]> Fic, Podfic: Title of the Story https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=30 Wed, 15 Apr 2009 21:29:18 +0000 http://parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=30 Title: Title of the Story (Podfic)

Author: Flambeau

Author’s Summary: The one with the chaperone and the quaint local customs and the museum and the virgins and the plot device and the ceremony and the user manual.

Cracked Summary: The one where John and Ronon are stuck to a poll until they agree to get married.

]]> Fic: Attack of the Giant Robot from Outer Space https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=29 Sun, 14 Dec 2008 13:54:51 +0000 http://parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=29

Title: Attack of the Giant Robot from Outer Space

Author: Skoosiepants

Author’s Summary: John wants to hug it, and possibly use his tongue in inappropriate ways.

Cracked Summary: “Rodney hisses, “It’s evil,” and an evil robot forcing John to have sex with Rodney is one of his top ten all time favorite fantasies.” John has a robot kink, so when he gets trapped in a closet with Rodney while one is outside trying to get in, he has trouble controlling himself. Zelenka, also trapped in the closet throws boxes.

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