Author: Corysilver

Author’s Summary: This is not an AU, exactly. It’s more of an unlikely, though not completely impossible, version of what our favorite characters’ first jobs might have been.

This piece of Stargate Atlantis fan fiction is written for the 2006 Undermistletoe challenge, and is based on the movie “Never Been Kissed.” It was also inspired by the following exchange in the Season 1 episode “Underground”:

Rodney: I built an atomic bomb for my grade six science fair project.
Ford: They let you do that up in Canada?
Rodney: It wasn’t a working model. Still, I was questioned for 6 hours by the CIA, who believed I was part of a secret pre-teen organization. Actually, it led to my first job.

Cracked Summary: The one where Rodney is an agent undercover as a high school studen and John is the math teacher.

Author: Shalott and Speranza

Author’s Summary: “They all think I’m your boyfriend anyway,” John said.
“Yes, so? You are my boyfriend,” Rodney said. “Why is this a problem?”
“They thought I was before I even was!” John yelled.

Cracked Summary: The one where everyone thinks John is Rodney’s trophy boyfriend until John kicks some serious ass.