AU: Inanimate Transformation – SGA Crack Fic Masterlist https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack Just another WordPress site Mon, 04 Aug 2008 17:33:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.7.14 Fic: A Big Delight in Every Bite https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=24 Mon, 04 Aug 2008 17:33:22 +0000 http://parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=24 Title: A Big Delight in Every Bite

Author: Entwashian

Author’s Summary: Aiden’s been pulled from the shelf. So who’s the new guy?

Cracked Summary: The team are all snack cakes.

]]> Fic: Stuck on You https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=23 Mon, 04 Aug 2008 17:24:14 +0000 http://parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=23 Title: Stuck on You

Author: Darsynia

Author’s Summary: “Isn’t that just typical,” Chipped muttered to himself. Then, a little louder, he said, “You don’t have much room to talk–at least I don’t have a *mutant edge*. I thought there were regulations against that sort of thing.”

Cracked Summary: The one where John and Rodney are ice cubes.

]]> Fic: You Only Ever Lose One https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=21 Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:14:44 +0000 http://parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=21 Title: You Only Ever Lose One

Author: Thighholster

Author’s Summary: John and Rodney are socks. Yes, socks.

Cracked Summary: Really, the author’s summary says it all.

]]> Picture Fic: The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love [The Pix or it Didn’t Happen Remix] https://www.parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=20 Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:55:12 +0000 http://parakaproductions.com/crack/?p=20 Title: The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love [The Pix or it Didn’t Happen Remix]

Author: Bitter-crimson

Author’s Summary: And John apparently was really cool — at least, according to all the other Samoas. It was actually quite disgusting.

Cracked Summary: The one where John and Rodney are Girl Scout Cookies and there’s sex with a marshmellow (really, if the title doesn’t sound cracked enough, I don’t know what does).

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